United States: You have two cows. One lives in Delhi or Banglidore (Ironically in India) and you need to call him so he can moo at you (with that cute accent) and tell you how to milk the other cow you have at home and then you decide you want to make a Chocolate milk but the cow tells you your your milk account is in In Active status. The second cow I have no idea where it is because frankly she has also been out source to an Indian ReservaTION that produces Soy Milk and of course their call center is manned by cows from India.
Oregon: You have two cows. One lives in Hillsboro and has given enormous quantities of milk for as long as you can remember, and you assume it always will. It produces so much milk that you don't mind that the money from the milk goes to the cow's real owner in California. The other cow lives in the Rose Garden and has failed to produce milk for as long as you can remember, and you assume it never will. Somehow the cow's real owner in Seattle convinced you to pay for the construction of an expensive new barn for the cow, and charges you to watch the cow meander aimlessly from one end of the barn to the other. It seems obvious that you don't know very much about keeping cows.
Oregon: You have two cows. One lives in Hillsboro and has given enormous quantities of milk for as long as you can remember, and you assume it always will. It produces so much milk that you don't mind that the money from the milk goes to the cow's real owner in California. The other cow lives in the Rose Garden and has failed to produce milk for as long as you can remember, and you assume it never will. Somehow the cow's real owner in Seattle convinced you to pay for the construction of an expensive new barn for the cow, and charges you to watch the cow meander aimlessly from one end of the barn to the other. It seems obvious that you don't know very much about keeping cows.
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